Hey! My name is Thom, and I guess I'm here to tell you a bit about me.

I'm asexual.
I do yaoi RPs.
I'm well respected on the RP sites I frequent.
I do watch porn.
I do have fetishes and kinks.
I will talk about all of them with you if you ask.
This doesn't make me less asexual.
I don't care what you have to say about it.

I'll be completely myself while I'm here. If you don't like it, then ignore me. Sometimes I'm snarky. Sometimes I'm saucy with extra sauce. I'm almost always a smartass. Sarcasm is my favorite language. If you don't like it, just ignore me. If you don't want to ignore me, then just take everything that I say with a pinch of salt and try not to take me too seriously. I promise I'm far more enjoyable that way.

Hi Thom - Welcome to Apositive!

Actually, it sounds like you're going to fit in just fine around here!

Saucy with extra sauce, eh?

. . . . fascinating.

Yes, Kagu, mind if I call you that? Lots of sauce. Preferably buffalo, but sometimes I like to be extra spicy and am Tabasco. Glad to know that I'm going to fit in. It's hard to find people that will respect sarcasm in its purest form.

You can call me Kagu, or GBRD, or Greybird or Nancy . . . it's all good. (The number 143 has a story behind it, but Kæth can tell it better than I can.)

I like spaghetti sauce, but mainly I like it the way that I make it. Most of the other versions that I've tried have tasted flat to me.

Tabasco is okay, but only in moderation. ('Talk about feelin' the Bern! Eep!)

I have no idea what an RP is but your welcome

PiF wrote:I have no idea what an RP is but your welcome

Roleplay, dude. Roleplay. Use google, man. It helps out a lot.

Roleplay in my day meant the mrs dressing up in a french maids costume and me saying I have been a naughty boy and need to be punished...my how times have changed

Google is the devils work...I know what will happen if I type roleplay into google....I'll be messaged by some 6ft georgeous amazonian woman asking me for a web cam chat and she turns out to be a 5ft 2 inch fat bloke called Kevin with his knob out

Do we know the same Kevin?
What are the odds?

If he had his knob out then it's probably the same Kevin, the rascal, he told me he would never cheat on me

I know a guy called Kevin who matches that description too.

Yeah hi.

What a three timing man slut he is

Make that four timing, or maybe even more.
I'm not gonna name any names, though.

Welcome. Here's some yaoi hugs.

Hey, I'm late to this welcome party! Still I'll have plenty of time to play here from next Monday - I'm having hip replacement surgery...could really do with a complete body replacement but it isn't available on the NHS

But I think you can see from the replies so far that you'll fit right in. PiF is an old fart who hates technology, not all us old farts are the same...Google is my friend and I don't know Kevin. Why don't I know Kevin - what's wrong with me that Kevin doesn't want to be my friend??? Maybbe he calls himself something else!!!

Good grief, my son has been trying to teach me sarcasm for years - sometimes I think I've got it then I realise I'm still as thick as ever. So if I take something you say seriously that is really sarcastic, just