Nancy For Sell

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Ciri
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Nancy For Sell

Postby Ciri » Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:27 pm

Hi, the day has come where I must sell our very much loved admin. Bidding starts at £150.

This admin is in very good condition. Writes in blue and has beautiful multicoloured plumage (picture enclosed). She has a good sense of humour and even being threatened with nuclear weapons does not faze her. This admin has a lot of patience and has dedicated time and effort into this wonderful site. One of her rules is that we are only allowed to sell asexuality related products; what better product to sell than the admin of an asexuality forum! She is also Disjointed's elder sister, both born of the Egyptian deity: Ra. Answers to 'Nancy'. Likes Fish.

Nancy, as she appears today.
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You're all dead and I'm your eternal punishment.

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KAGU143
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Re: Nancy For Sell

Postby KAGU143 » Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:27 am

Dam ...
No bidders at all .... :sigh:
(Am I priceless or worthless?)

:shifty: :scratch:

edit, added later:

Last night I told Kæth that I was being offered for sale online but I didn't bother to add any other details to the statement.
His reaction was .... interesting, to say the least.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

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Re: Nancy For Sell

Postby KAW143 » Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:22 pm

My reaction was rather predictable, I would say. I have a very strict "Only Buy the Cow Once" policy, and I don't intend to break it, now.

Just a moment. Did I just refer to my wife as a "cow" on the internet? *checks*

Uh-huh. In that case, I shall now be requiring a dog house in which to spend the remainder of my days. Must be well supplied with electrical outlets, accessible to wi-fi and have an inexhaustible supply of wine. Possessors of such are encouraged to contact me directly, via this thread. Willing to pay top dollar, assuming the cow will let me.

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KAGU143
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Re: Nancy For Sell

Postby KAGU143 » Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:31 pm

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Just deposit the money directly into my account, Hon. :deadpan:
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